Quick-Fire Quips
Playing a short word in Scrabble or Words With Friends is sometimes the most rewarding. The same can often be true of the shortest joke. A clever play on words can catch any listener or reader by surprise. Once they process what they’ve heard, you can sit back and see if their reaction is to be giddy or shoot a glare. Either way, you got what you wanted.
Ah, but a good pun is its own reword.
Think of this as pun-ishment for making fun of my puns.
I entered 10 puns into a contest hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
I am pun-doubtably obsessed with puns.
Sorry, you might be pun-familiar with my sense of humor.
Puns about broken arms are often humerus.
Dad jokes are the pun-nacle of humor.
My English teacher has a pun-chent for telling corny jokes.
Getting someone who hates corny jokes to laugh at one of yours is a pun-in-a-million scenario.
Face it. I’m a true pun-dle of joy.
Jokes With a Pun-chline
On the reverse side of quick puns, we have puns with punchlines, like in the Pundle online game. These two-phase jokes let the listener know something cheesy is on its way, but there’s nothing they can do about it. They just need to sit back and enjoy (or learn to enjoy) the masterful wordplay you are blessing them with.
I adore a good play on words. You might say I’m pun-stoppable.
Oof, sorry. Am I making you pun-comfortable?
It’s OK. I used to hate puns too … but now they’ve groan on me.
Why did the pun fail his English class? He didn't use proper pun-ctuation!
Have you ever tried to write your own puns? It's a fairly difficult pun-dertaking!
What does the pun writer use to write his puns? A pun-cil.
I once watched a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Why do kleptomaniacs have a hard time understanding puns? Because they take things literally.
Someone told me a pun about growing maize the other day. It was the corny-est thing I’ve ever heard.
None of my friends appreciate my dad jokes. I guess my friends aren’t as punny as I thought they were.
Puns Fun for Everyone
These puns about puns are certainly some great options to help you get a chuckle, a sigh or a mix of both. But, there are definitely a ton more out there. And you can even come up with some new ones! Take some time to learn about what makes a pun work. Then, test your knowledge on your more pun-derstanding friends and family members..
Zac Pricener has been a content creator for the past eight years. He’s a bit of an all-around nerd, and he has a bad habit of working movie and TV show references into conversations whenever possible.
